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the first 10 seconds speak for themselves.
I've got everything in that I've been emailed about up until now. Hit me at jamespeach@gmail.com if you have more, or any corrections. This has been a lot of fun so far. I'd love to get every single IMAX in the U.S. logged in here. It's certainly info that could be used in the branding argument, and we've already learned today that IMAX can't be trusted to represent numbers fairly, as evidenced in these shenanigans.
I've had a couple of friends ask me why this gets under my skin so much, so I'll tell everyone here. I have always ridden pretty hard for IMAX. I've got certain friends and acquaintances spread across the country that I've always insisted go to see films on an IMAX screen. My reasons include sound, seating, and most of all, immersion from sheer size of the screen. Resolution was never part of the argument. Sure, I would love if all Hollywood films were shot to fill the screen, but a Hollywood 35mm movie on the IMAX is still pretty damn enjoyable, and much harder to accidentally pull yourself out of.
I've had a couple of people come back to me and say their local IMAX wasn't all that different, in a tone that suggested I was a bit of a loon it my fanaticism for the IMAX Experience. Now I know why, and it's extremely annoying.
So, supposedly these IMAX digital smaller screens have great resolution and such. That's cool. Not mad at that. However, that's not what I expect when I see "IMAX", and that's not an expectation I built all by my lonesome. The IMAX folks are trying to use that good ol' Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field by claiming that the "IMAX Experience" is still happening in these much smaller auditoriums. I suppose that, technically, that's still the case. Those auditoriums ARE running on tech owned by IMAX, after all. However, if they are going to throw out reasoning and numbers that defy logic, they have to also take other cues from Steve. You don't just sell people different sized iPods with different features, simply label and advertise them all as "iPod", and charge the same price for them. If that happened, iPod would NOT be iPod.
Fix your mistakes, IMAX. It's not that hard. You don't have to slight your new brand in the process, you just have to figure out a way to label your different products that gives props to them both. No, I can't do it for you. I don't get paid to make those decisions. YOU do.
My friends assumed it was a fairly big difference (screen size sure is) so we just saw it at a regular theater instead of going out of the way to find a movie-theater IMAX.
I'm sure those are still an improvement over regular theaters, but IMAX would be better served by notifying people of the differences.
1. You threatened to use your massive Twitter following to somehow hurt a chain -- but directed this at a local theater manager.
2. You asked for $10 ($5 x 2) back and, instead, received two movie passes (valued at $20 ($10 x 2), and you feel "robbed".
3. Your outrage is based on your feeling duped into seeing a movie on an IMAX screen that is smaller than what you believed and assumed to be a "normal" IMAX screen -- so you watched the movie and then complained after the fact.
4. You've attempted to back-petal your Twitter threat by claiming it was a joke -- either in keeping with the fact you're a horrible comedian (and something not one of your fans picked up on, which speaks volumes) or that it was just an attempt to disarm one of the arguements about you having a un-deserved sense of celebrity.
5. You now demand/request a televised debate with the CEO of the company -- a demand that is so far beyond rational, it's becoming funny.
For your fans, they're following you blindly and you've become the poster child for whiny consumers who want as much as they can suck out of any company who's name ends with "Inc.".
For those that don't know you, you've painted the perfect picture of a man who's minor celebrity has pumped his ego beyond his own understanding. Far cry from the young, talented comedian from UCBT. You've come a long way, or so you think. Calm the fuck down, you're beyond yourself.
Short answer: No, I do believe in universal health care.
What do you think when you think of IMAX? I know personally that when I think of IMAX I think of huge screens because every single IMAX-branded movie experience I've ever had since I was a child has been a giant screen. I've never once thought about the digital cameras that IMAX makes because it's never been presented as such before. This is a new thing for IMAX.
And that's fine! If they want to market a new digital quality camera they can but MARKET IT THEN. They aren't marketing it. Instead, they are just putting their name on a movie with no information as to what you're paying extra for. In my case, and in the case of everyone who is complaining, I would expect to see a giant screen.
You can't spend years building up a reputation for your name (where your name is synonymous with the product like Band-Aid or Kleenex) and then all of the sudden expect people to know what your new product is when it's completely different than the reputation you built for it!
That's the problem here and your "arguments" address a fake problem, not the real issue that Aziz is bringing up.
Nobody has any requirement to teach you anything.
And more importantly, Aziz's argument falls flat because he watched the movie and then complained. If he felt wronged, it's up to him to leave and go to another theater.
And when you take a look at how it's being advertised it isn't separated. It's called Star Trek: The IMAX Experience. There's no indication that you aren't going to be seeing it on the traditional IMAX screen. Sure, if it said IMAX 3D as it did when I saw Superman I would be expecting a 3D experience. But "The IMAX Experience" gives no indication about what it's going to be other than what the consumer already thinks about IMAX. You are delusional if you think that people don't expect something specific when the name IMAX is used.
And it doesn't matter what Aziz says or does. He could've watched the movie 15 times and even said he loved it better on a small screen. It is still a deceptive move to trick consumers into buying a product they are convinced is something else. And it's not like I can say to the ticket teller, "Do you mind if I take a look at the screen to see if it's what I think IMAX is?" Sure, you could ask the person if it's the true IMAX screen but why would anyone even think to???
Of course, now we will because of Aziz mentioning it. Thanks Aziz.
Oh, Nathan -- you're kinda oblivious, so just FYI -- that was sarcasm. Ticket sales are increasing. I guess all the people that got ripped off went back.
And it does matter what Aziz does -- he walked into the theater, realized it wasn't what he expected but sat down and took it anyway. At that point, the sale is complete.
And it doesn't matter what Aziz does - because the issue isn't whether or not he got his money back. The issue is whether or not IMAX is duping its customers to get more money.
And it is.
More to the point, because you're obviously too up your own and Aziz's ass to realize what my argument is -- would you use all the notebook paper and THEN try to return it, or try to bring it back when you first open the box and realize the difference?
airline ticket analogy is more fitting, would you get off the flight,
drive home, rebook yourself, and then come back to fly on a new
flight? Or just tell them, "Fuck, okay I'm not going through that
hassle, I'll get on the flight and get refunded for first class when
we land."
one type of IMAX and getting stuck with the other, I think its clear
they have a perception problem and they need to correct it by
differentiating the two types of screens. Look at that diagram, you
really think those two are comparable and both should have the same
surcharge? I've explained why I saw the movie up top, I'm not
inconveniencing myself because I was a victim of false advertising and
I happily paid my $10 to see the film.
Convenience > Principals
That's not how it works. To hit every analogy everyone below has attempted to make -- you can't buy a book, read it and return it -- you can't eat at a restaurant and ask for a refund after eating everything on your plate -- and you can't watch a movie and, after it's over, ask for a refund because it wasn't what you expected.
And you are NOT a victim of false advertising. You're throwing out random cliche lines -- and I don't even believe you're Aziz, because he's not that dumb.
If IMAX (for a long time) only made theaters with the 72-foot screens and then, one day, decided to produce different products -- it's not their requirement to educate everyone on the difference between their original product and this.
I do, however, agree the up-charge amount is a little high -- but even if you agree with that, it's an issue with AMC, not IMAX.
"I have worked in food service all my life..."
I think it ends there.
Also, your "people do it all the time" point is typical.
A company does not have any requirement to educate people. If you see a new/different product, you have the right to ask questions. There is no obligation to explain a difference. However, you do have the right to ask/inquire/request more information. If you fail to do so -- buyer beware (it's on YOU).
the 7 series for the EXACT same price and not tell the buyer the
difference. Under your logic, Gatorade can sell two bottles of
Gatorade for the same price fill one with piss and say "Buyer beware!
You should have checked to make sure this wasn't piss!" You CAN'T do
that. Alex, if IMAX changes their policy, what would you do? Can we
make a bet? You are SO wrong on this its ridiculous.
Your argument makes no sense. I had the same experience as Aziz, and I can say that I will not be going back to the fake IMAX. NOW I will call and ask, but how could I have even known to?
I will admit the picture was a little clearer than in a normal theater, but it wasn't the IMAX experience I was expecting. I didn't ask for a refund.
I am not going to bother with analogies. They have all been made. Think what you will. Obviously, you are of the school that thinks it's ok to operate in a deceptive manner as long as you are making money for your shareholders.
You are operating from the "we have no legal obligation" standpoint. What about ethical obligations?
What you don't realize is the long term damage that you are doing to your own companies with this kind of behavior.
GM and all of the banks and all of the other companies that are going down right now operated from that same standpoint. People stopped buying from them. The same will happen to IMAX if they don't at least disclose the truth. Shitting where you eat is stupid no matter how big of a dog you are.
I agree that maybe Aziz should have walked out of the movie, but I think his main point is still valid.
to spell it out -- the principle is truth in advertising for IMAX.
aziz, i think that the cinema should clearly indicate on the window what the size of the IMAX screen is. good luck to you!
Also, principle is negated after 2 HOURS of watching the movie.
He went out of his way to experience what has become the singular iconic characteristic of IMAX films: the immense proportion of the screen itself. IMAX has developed a generic association with this characteristic in much the same way the word “iPod” at times is used as a generic reference to any MP3 player.
Let’s say iPod has, theoretically, for years been selling one line of iPods which were all 9 gig. Now without notice or differentiation they suddenly started shipping 2 gig iPods in addition to 9 gig units. Now you as a consumer purchase an iPod in good faith expecting the product delivered to be consistent with all prior known models and accordingly agree to purchase that product at the equilibrium price established with respect to the 9 gig product line, but are then surprised to discover you received a 2 gig unit. It might be argued that you’d been defrauded due to a willful negligence of dispelling false pretenses. In a very similar manner IMAX appears to have acted in bad faith by using their prior brand association to force an inferior product on customers through capitalizing on a temporary delay of their knowledge regarding the service for which they are purchasing.
Was this illegal on AMC’s, Regal’s, or IMAX’s part? I doubt it would take much of a lawyer to get them out of any serious charges. But was it a stupid, stupid move on IMAX’s part? Absolutely. Why would anyone choose to drive the extra 20 minutes, 40 minutes, or even the extra hours to see an “IMAX” experienced film when it is a toss up, a bloody gamble on whether the defining characteristic that had made such extra effort worthwhile even will be delivered? The appeal of IMAX is going to die, and die fast. Can you sue them for being swindled? Probably not. Would I still feel swindled after paying 5 dollars for a huge screen and being cheated due to a lie of omission? Hell yes I would. I’m not even going to say I’m boycotting IMAX, but I am going to say I’ll never go out of my way to see something experienced in an “IMAX” ever again. Why bother?
p.s. Alex, you are aware you’re definitively what people call a “Troll,” right?
Apple began selling the iPod Mini and the iPod Shuffle. Yes, in certain places -- you could find out what the sizes were, what the differences were. You asked questions to sales people, you looked on their website, you INQUIRED. Nobody did that here.
P.S. - Define "Troll"...
That's why Apple is a smart company and IMAX is a jerk.
ELSES POINT! THEY DIFFERENTIATE!!!!!
"In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion."
Mostly, it a combination of characteristics that leads others to believe the "troll" seems to have nothing better to do largely due to a lack of positive influences in their own private life. These individuals in an attempt to dispel their own private irrelevancy vent unwanted and inappropriate aggression without just cause as an outlet for escapism by creating any form of interaction through inflammatory behavior to counter the lack of healthy stimuli in their own lives, albeit in the aforementioned unhealthy manner. At least that's been the defining characteristics others I've discussed this with attribute to internet "trolls" as the justification for their behavior.
I'm not saying this is true about whomever it is penning under "Alex," simply that by and large that's likely the impression others are going to assume. Play nicer man, you'll get further... You seem too intelligent to be so consistently and ceaselessly rude.
as·sump·tion : a fact or statement (as a proposition, axiom, postulate, or notion) taken for granted. (Example, "I made an assumption that the IMAX 3D screen was large, instead of doing any research and then I just blamed everyone except myself.")
a branded product is you idiot. When you buy Gatorade do you research
every time to make sure it isn't filled with piss? Because under your
logic, they can just fill it with piss and say "You assumed this was
like all the other bottles of Gatorade, but now we fill it with piss!
Didn't you do your research?"
OOOOOOH BUUUUUUUURN!
heh. Seriously though. You're an idiot.
Cute stuff though a little misguided.
Oh, and to that point -- IMAX is a brand, not a product. IMAX Digital, IMAX 3D -- those are products. I too thought about going to see Star Trek in IMAX. I went online, pulled up their website to find all the IMAX theaters around New York City. I checked out the ones outside Manhattan and realized they were labeled different -- I read their website and found out it wasn't the same. Of course, I could just go to one of the AMC IMAX theaters and just bitch about it on my blog and Twitter.
You are so worried that no one counters your "points" - here you go (that will be $5 please)
1. You threatened to use your massive Twitter following to somehow hurt a chain -- but directed this at a local theater manager.
TRUE - and I don't know Aziz's from Adam - but I was laughing - of course the local manager doesn't care - he is making $8/hour to deal with angry people - that is why that part was funny. He did not realize, or care, that by being obstinant he was creating a PR nightmare for IMAX. IMAX would glady have paid him $1,000 to not have a few thousand (and then a few thousand more and so on and so on - this has caught fire given that myself, someone who has never heard of Mr. Aziz, am reading about it)
2. You asked for $10 ($5 x 2) back and, instead, received two movie passes (valued at $20 ($10 x 2), and you feel "robbed".
Reading FAIL. Mr. Aziz clearly and repeatedly states he wanted the $5 differential refunded - for value NOT received. Granted he received more "value" but that misses the point that is was a principled request and the theater operator refused to yield on the principle.
3. Your outrage is based on your feeling duped into seeing a movie on an IMAX screen that is smaller than what you believed and assumed to be a "normal" IMAX screen -- so you watched the movie and then complained after the fact.
THIS IS THE LAMEST POINT EVER. Should he have gotten up and disturbed everyone else in the theater so he can get a refund!? This would be rude. It appears you desperate to have a reason to dispute his actions.
4. You've attempted to back-petal your Twitter threat by claiming it was a joke -- either in keeping with the fact you're a horrible comedian (and something not one of your fans picked up on, which speaks volumes) or that it was just an attempt to disarm one of the arguements about you having a un-deserved sense of celebrity.
Reading FAIL (sorry to be redundant - so are the "points" we are begged to refute. Twitter=joke. Darfur=joke. This is obvious on the first read. Who cares if he twitters 1,000,000? I thought he actually said it to the theater guy and that he was therefor a truly inspired comic.
5. You now demand/request a televised debate with the CEO of the company -- a demand that is so far beyond rational, it's becoming funny.
Sense of humor FAIL. Dude that would be funny. And I for one am tired of being screwed by corporate America. If IMAX wants to dilute their brand with tiny screens fine, but don't expect adoring fans to gush about how great the tiny screen experience is.
For your fans, they're following you blindly and you've become the poster child for whiny consumers who want as much as they can suck out of any company who's name ends with "Inc.".
I don't understand why you are so angry with Mr. Aziz. He was wronged. He sought appropriate redress and was shot down. So he told people about it. The facts stand for themselves. And I own a corporation that ends in Inc. and people do try to screw the corporation, but I offer so much value to my customers that they fail - people say what are you complaining about!? But if I offered fakeImax instead of true IMAX I would be ashamed.
For those that don't know you, you've painted the perfect picture of a man who's minor celebrity has pumped his ego beyond his own understanding. Far cry from the young, talented comedian from UCBT. You've come a long way, or so you think. Calm the fuck down, you're beyond yourself.
As I said, this is my first awareness of Mr. Aziz. I am looking forward to seeing his work, as he seems both sincere and funny.
Tom
You are now completely refuted. Will you kindly be quiet? Thank you.
2. You throw out the work "principle" and "value" a few times -- you agree with my point, but then dispute it. I'm just gonna skip this one, because it seems like not even you had a strong argument on this.
3. According to your logic, it would take a while (at least until the movie was past the credits) to recognize the screen is smaller? That doesn't seem like it makes much sense. Your logic is a bit flawed there. Are we just now assuming Aziz realized the screen was smaller by the end credits? I'd rather give the guy more credit and assume he recognized this when he first walked into the theater.
4. Throwing out a joke about Darfur or Twitter does not make him an "inspired" comic. What happened -- after writing his rant, he decided to tone it down with the Darfur reference. The Twitter thing was legit.
5. Ah, there it is -- you're "tired of being screwed by corporate America". There is your underlying true reasons for being annoyed with this. This isn't about IMAX or AMC, this is about YOU. You won't admit this, because you need to admit it to yourself first.
6 (etc). I'm not angry, I just disagree. Not so much with what happened (Aziz made a mistake by assuming something, should have left, went back to the box office, expressed concern, got a ticket for a standard theater). That is the flaw in this argument. If you have issue, it's easy to take the convenient road, argue later and blog about it. Aziz took the easy, lazy road and is trying to paint himself as some patriot.
And I DO know Aziz personally -- unlike you. This is why I know exactly how he is acting, what he is trying to get across.
Furthermore, he is a fucking comedian. He is being allegorical and trying to make a joke out of a situation that he realizes isn't a big deal or an important issue. That is why he made the reference to Darfur. He received the movie tickets and is complaining still because it is not about the money, but the principle. If the movie theater is willing to give him 20 dollars worth of tickets, then why wouldn't they be willing to give him a 5 dollar refund. That is the point. The televised debate request is also, of course, a joke. I can't tell if this is someone who is intentionally trying to piss people off or if you are really that dumb.
And, your own arguement made a hard-left turn:
"He is being allegorical and trying to make a joke out of a situation that he realizes isn't a big deal or an important issue."
"He received the movie tickets and is complaining still because it is not about the money, but the principle"
So, is that your defense or are you just trying to find a defense? Try harder.
If you lie and are dishonest you should own up to it. There is something called business ethics. I'm no business major, but I understand Aziz is, perhaps this is what is fueling his comedic and ethical fire.
Go to Asian massage parlor, pay for full service, get naked, start getting an HJ, get into it, she walks away not finishing the HJ no BJ and no "Love you long time", get dressed, complain to management...
I feel his pain.
And you health care / darfur people need to get a fucking life. The guy is trying to talk about one damn experience HE had, and explain how this company is screwing people, and you idiots are turning around talking politics and bullshit. That's like you coming home and telling your roommate "Hey man, I just hit a huge pothole in the middle of main street, they really need to fix that". And your roommate responds with "hey man, screw your pothole, don't you know people are starving in Africa and there are endangered water fowl somewhere that need a home?"
WTF is with you people? You should be stoked that a dude in the industry is still down to earth enough to know when the little guy is getting duped and says something about it.
How can you not understand that this is a principle thing? You can't stick the same label and price tag on something that is absolutely different.
Let's pretend that Samsung makes two plasma TVs. The picture quality is equally good, they both bear the same name and price but one is 42" and one is 63".
Does it make sense now moron?
Here's the map: http://destroyfakeimax.blogspot.com
If IMAX refuses to rebrand these crap spots (or, hell, I guess they could just rebrand the awesome spots) then we could at least have a map that shows which is which.
Get 'em, Aziz! You're awesome!
Richard Gelfond is also a horrible lover.
And 90%?! Sounds like he needs to hire a new statistician.
nevermind the poor economy and people wanting to "escape" by going to the movies. this CEO can't take a hint from other failed industries and see that corporate greed is bad!!
i hope you get your $5 back.
They're probably not counting the thousands that watch the movie and complain after. I can't be certain, but I think they're required by law to subtract your ticket from the totals if you threaten use of your Twitter account or blog.
right, what will you do then? Can we get you to make a bet with us?
LMAO!!!1
btw Parks & Rec = EPiC WiN! NBC Thursday!
ParKs & Rec > Your Thursday TV show
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Would you feel duped paying for a smaller IMAX screen?
Yes! A bigger price should mean a bigger screen. 81.8%
No! The quality makes up for the size. 4.5%
I'll just go to the regular movies. 13.6%
"People continue to buy tickets" is a specious as fuck basis for a rebuttal, by the way. It's like if someone was bitching about their internet service, and the CEO of the ISP was all "hey, you're wrong, and everybody thinks that you're wrong because they're still buying our internet service." Sure it seems plausible, if you assume that everybody in the world knows about the issue, has a choice in the matter (and no screaming kids demanding to see "IMAX"), etc.
What a dickass.
I'm sure the web-noise about Aziz's issue has nothing to do with that. After all the commenters are all on iMAX's side, right?
Denying the problem is making a mockery of customers. Quite probably the worst way to handle a public relations situation.
Good job IMAXMONEYBYRIPPINGMYCUSTOMERSOFF.
Also, I don't know why the movie manager gave you such a hard time. I got a refund for the sound going out for like 30 seconds during Crank 2: High Voltage.
This IMAX guy is being a douche bag and ruining his company's reputation. IMAX used to be awesome and unique, now they're selling out and being just like everyone else.
You're doing a good thing Aziz, and it's been great to follow your battle. If you can get Kanye to put your cousin on the front page of his blog, then you can debate the shit out of this CEO asshole. Or since you know Ye, just get Yeezy to drop a new diss track on this fool!
This is truly criminal. I like your airplane analogy. I think I'll boycott IMAX entirely and not give that company and CEO any more money until they admit that the smaller screens do not warrant the extra $5. I enjoy seeing an event movie on a real IMAX screen, but I'll skip it now. Plus the IMAX in my area doesn't get the good movies until months after the films have already opened. Why would I pay an extra $5 for a movie that's 2-3 months old? I'm not paying $10 to rent a movie on DVD.
What's worse is I'd already seen The Dark Knight at a regular theater, and was only going again because I loved the movie and was curious about IMAX. What a rip! Plus I drove all the way from f***ing Canoga Park for it when I could have just gone to the Winnetka 21 or anywhere else for that matter. Damn it! This was months ago and now I'm upset all over again.
Go 40-man raid your mother to get full World of Warcraft experience you toolbag.
Says some guy who knows more about World of Warcraft than I ever hope to.
“IMAX did 15% of Star Trek’s total domestic box office in the whole country on only 138 screens," which is less than 2% of all movie theatres, says Gelfond. "This is compared to the earlier releases of Watchmen, where we did 12% of the box office and Monsters and Aliens, where we did around 10%. Clearly a lot of people are going back to IMAX theaters.”
No, clearly a lot of people want to see a real IMAX movie.
What he doesn't mention is whether or not the people who paid $11 million were satisfied with their "IMAX experience." Most people shelled out that much cash expecting something they didn't get. Just because he made the money doesn't mean he should have made it.
I should have asked for my money back like Aziz.
What do you think?
Would you feel duped paying for a smaller IMAX screen?
Yes! A bigger price should mean a bigger screen. 88.9%
No! The quality makes up for the size. 2.8%
I'll just go to the regular movies 8.3%
that speaks for itself!
I absolutely agree with you. They simply cannot build enough proper IMAX screens, so they ruin what used to be a special experience by downsizing it and still calling it the same thing.
The sad part is that I am sure the film looked great, and had you wanted to see STAR TREK, that would be fine, but you wanted to "experience" STAR TREK in IMAX, and IMAX is supposed to denote a special experience, not faux IMAX
The sad thing is that this is not new. Going back to Cinerama, which was the 50's equivalent of IMAX, they would simply show a film on a Cinerama screen that wasn;t shot in the CINERAMA process, and still advertise the hell out of it being CINERAMA. It has happened all through the years, and people put up with it. They need to stop.
In the end, you are correct. You paid a premium for something that you did not get, and expected to get, based on previous experience as well as IMAX reputation.
I totally agree, and public relations alone should tell Mr. Gelfond that his response is actually dismissive and insulting, and he really could have diffused this with better tact.
In fact that's a direct quote from a ten year old I overheard leaving the theatre.
And if someone's counting this was the first time I spent the $5 for fake IMAX and I feel ripped off especially we had to drive 25 minutes to get there.
...Screw them. I'm with you, Mr. Ansari.
And that letter from the CEO was condescending and patronizing. Way to smooth things over.....
I would argue that consumers are being tricked time and time again by this bullshit; that's why they continue to buy the tickets. I don't know how long they've been pulling this but I'd like to see how many people, if they had the choice to go to the $10 theater vs the $15 ripoff fake imax, would choose the imax. I'm pretty sure this time and time again arguement wouldn't hold up under that kind of scrutiny.
Also, F8CK IMAX shirts with proceeds to Darfur = genius.
I think all cinemas should should be IMAX digital (cause the quality is better) at the same cost as the normal cinemas, and the normal cinemas should be cheaper, cause the quality of them is pretty shit. My LCD screen at home is better than most cinemas
by the park and rec, kicks ass! no seriously it really does!
Yes. As long as the stock studios film on fits the aspect ratio of the screen. Until then it'll be like watching standard def on a High def tv set and that's just wrong. Sad thing is the younger gen will get used to it and wonder what the fuss is about similar to when most original theatres were fighting with multiplexes in the 80's. Now we simply accept any movie on a poorly lit and in terrible sounding theatres. LIEMAX experience should be the new general standard but not for more $$$. They should be happy ppl are going back to theatres. By cheating those who are obviously trying to stay loyal to the experience of going to a theatre they're inevitably pushing everyone toward home cinema cos in the long run it'll be less expensive to simply steam it to your big-ass flat screen.
I saw TDK at (the only) IMAX in Melbourne, Australia and was blown away. Only finding out later a few scenes were shot in true IMAX 70mm. It was a great film so no real complaints but with more features leaning toward doing the same and charging full (IMAX) price for a few scenes isn't worth the extra $$$. If they want sitting in another true IMAX theatre it'll only be for features captured soley on 70mm. Not interested in anything else.
to quote:
Star Trek was shot in cinemascope, an anamorphic format that squeezes the image on the film, but projects it through lenses that stretch it back out horizontally to its 1:2.35 aspect ratio. C-scope is run through a normal movie camera vertically, (90 degrees to a still camera) and exposes a frame taking up four perfs of film - about half the film area of a 35mm still camera.
You can read more about it if you search boingboing gadgets for IMAX and Star Trek.
So you got ripped off twice.
twitter/bobbydigital
Carry on the good fight, Aziz! I agree with you 100%.
I think that part is really interesting, because these consumers are probably continuing to buy tickets because they don't know they're being ripped off. That doesn't confirm that ppl disagree with you, that confirms that this IMAX CEO is a fucking idiot.
They should then air the debate in IMAX theaters (real ones) to ensure people get the true experience!
Real IMAX is breathtaking...
Digital IMAX is not. It's almost not even worth it to see it in those theatres... you can't even tell that a film was shot in IMAX in those theatres because the digital quality is so poor.
Having worked at a "real" IMAX, I know why people love IMAX. Evidently the corporate offices don't.
The value of my opinion on this matter might be somewhat lessened, since I'm pretty sure that I'm basically in love with you because you are awesome, and this renders me biased. But IMAX is going down. This is a war.
Dear IMAX,
Please stop lying to us.
Signed,
A Former IMAX fan
gelfond looks at a bunch of forum trolls, and his generation doesn't get it.
"wait! they're calling him gay cuz I'm right! I'm a genius! let's keep ripping them off!"
As a consumer I would like to experience IMAX in a 72ft screen. If you dont rebrand the IMAX experience in small screen theaters with a different name, customers like me wont even bother looking up and driving to the nearest IMAX theatre to be disappointed. Also based on last 3-4 movies as data points you want to brag about the success of your fraud, looks like you are one of the golden parachute CEO type!
Luckily for me, I'm close to the Arclight Cinemas and watch movies there when I can. Though I hope this movement gives rise for a change, I think what we can do to really stick it to IMAX is to avoid their "regular" IMAX screens. Though I won't go as far as saying skipping all IMAXs, for I want people near real IMAX screens to see films there, I hope by skipping the whored-out-IMAX named theatres out, it will send a stronger message to force change.
IMAX is full of shit.
And to those saying Aziz is petty, then do you think "Consumer Reports" magazine is petty?
I think it's just basic business ethics to not be dishonest to your customers. IMAX got caught and should deal with the ramifications/act as an example regarding what businesses SHOULD NOT be doing. Namely, falsifying their product's worth while hiding under a name-brand guise that is misleading.
15 dollars for a movie ticket is rediculous
GO AZIZ!
Our viewing of movies these days is already muddled with so many distractions by these corporate chains. I often ask myself "what movie did I pay to see?" by the time the last trailer unrolls. After enduring 20 minutes of "Preshow" extended ads, two minutes for National CineMedia's trailers, 4-6 MPAA approved trailers, I'm often exhausted! It's to the point that patrons can nearly count on being 5-10 minutes late, fumbling through the aisles, crashing down in a nosy heap and still not miss the roll of the credits. Now, after peddling the preshow time to any number of hungry media outlets desperate for audiences, Regal and AMC expect those of us who love movies to dump $5 extra bucks on top of the exorbitant ten dollars we normally dish to endure a fake-ass IMAX? We have every right to demand a higher standard.
I'm one of those people that adores going to the movies. I love the process of finding a time, organizing groups of friends, and arriving 2-3 hours early for midnight shows (which doesn't mean as much in NYC as it did in Knoxville, TN). I still haven't invested in home theater systems or Blu-Ray because I hold theatre going to be wholly different, something amazing, quasi-spiritual. And even after working behind the scenes, learning to thread the polyester strand through the intermittent sprocket, and seeing the cold-business behind distribution, I stand behind watching movies multiple times in the darken auditoriums for one reason: immersion. And once the first frame of Abrams's Star Trek came on screen, you wanted nothing more than to be immersed, to be baptized in this new vision for the initial mission of the starship Enterprise. You wanted this bad enough to pay $5 extra. And what you got instead was disappointment.
IMAX format of years past has a great potential to immerse. That's one reason why documentary filmmakers were one of the first adapters of this medium. The presentation used to be stunning! I recall the advertisements of screens 7 stories high, with 6 channels of discrete sound. Sadly, those innocent days are in danger with practices such as "The IMAX Experience." I say the disappointment of a slightly larger yet not 7 story screen is enough to distract your full immersion.
I caught the midnight show of Watchmen on the smaller IMAX screen at the AMC Empire 25 off 42nd St/Times Square. I thought to myself where's the subwoofer? Shouldn't that boom be louder? And even if the screen is a bit larger, shouldn't the rows be steeper? For the first time in these smaller IMAX screens, our $5 bought us distraction not immersion. It's high time we call these dubious business practices out and expect what the adverts claim to provide: a true IMAX experience. And with the power of tribes like AICN and social networking outlets like Twitter and Facebook, we'll find those who are outraged by these changes and hold AMC and Regal accountable. Best of luck in the word wars to come!
MY SUGGESTIONS:
1. Go on Oprah
2. Make a reference to this in your show, Parks and Recreation, LET'S MAKE A COMMITTEE!
3. In your next television interview, call this dude out.
I'm also sending these blog posts to FOX ,NBC, and ABC, to see if we can get this on the national news.
Aziz Obama, bringing Change to the Bigscreen.
But, I do have to give kudos to the IMAX 3D movies shown on the converted screens. They look great and have the same beautiful depth of field-sequential 3D as that of the normal nature and science IMAX films. This surprises me, though, since the process uses polarized lens for the glasses instead of electronic flicker glasses, but whatever works best wins out. "Monsters vs. Aliens" was not only a great and funny film, but the 3D on the IMAX screen was something not to be missed. Sure, it would have been 100 times better on a normal giant IMAX screen, filling the whole frame and making me feel like I'm there with the characters, but the film still looked excellent. The 3D films are the only ones I will willingly pay to see on the theater IMAX screens.
A perfect example of how dumb the IMAX Experience can be for a blockbuster (not in 3D) can be can be found on the "Dark Knight" Special Edition DVD. You are given the chance to see selected scenes filmed in that format on your TV. Was it in any way different than the scenes in the actual film? Absolutely not. They were a total waste of DVD space that could have been used for something else, like more making-of material.
If Mountain Dew sold dixie cups of their beverage, charged full price and called it "the 2 liter experience", people would up in arms across the board.
http://www.wiredtocare.com/?p=1470#more-1470
info@imax.com
By all means be as direct and mature with your complaints/concerns as possible.
Remember this is about standing up for what is right and wrong about their branding decision, not to reak havoc upon them. Also remember that as a people we can make corporations change their attitude toward the way they treat us as consumers - if we go about it the right way.
Good luck to you all and thank you Aziz for being another ballsy consumer to stand up for themselves :D
You're trying to have your cake and eat it too. You can't get on a soap-box and claim you have principals while not following them yourself.
1. You threatened to use your massive Twitter following to somehow hurt a chain -- but directed this at a local theater manager.
2. You asked for $10 ($5 x 2) back and, instead, received two movie passes (valued at $20 ($10 x 2), and you feel "robbed".
3. Your outrage is based on your feeling duped into seeing a movie on an IMAX screen that is smaller than what you believed and assumed to be a "normal" IMAX screen -- so you watched the movie and then complained after the fact.
4. You've attempted to back-petal your Twitter threat by claiming it was a joke -- either in keeping with the fact you're a horrible comedian (and something not one of your fans picked up on, which speaks volumes) or that it was just an attempt to disarm one of the arguements about you having a un-deserved sense of celebrity.
5. You now demand/request a televised debate with the CEO of the company -- a demand that is so far beyond rational, it's becoming funny.
For your fans, they're following you blindly and you've become the poster child for whiny consumers who want as much as they can suck out of any company who's name ends with "Inc.".
For those that don't know you, you've painted the perfect picture of a man who's minor celebrity has pumped his ego beyond his own understanding. Far cry from the young, talented comedian from UCBT. You've come a long way, or so you think. Calm the fuck down, you're beyond yourself.
But seriously, they are bullshit IMAX screens...
I haven't gone to any IMAX in Montreal other than the science museum,but if I got fucked like that I'd be pissed too.
Simple solution (which we all know won't happen), do the whole rebranding thing, that way the consumer knows what he's in for.
I honestly thought the ticket taker directed me to the wrong theater. The screen was tiny, and the sound was waaaaaaay too loud. NEVER AGAIN
It's the reason I haven't gone to IMAX here in Indianapolis -- I don't know what I'd be getting.
I went to see The Dark Knight in IMAX last summer, and I went to see Watchmen in imax this spring.
The opening scene of TDK had people literally GASPING at the sight of the aerial views and high speed action sequences in IMAX.
Watchmen in imax almost put us all to sleep. I couldn't tell the difference between imax and a regular cinema. It was a huge disappointment, affected my opinion of the movie as a whole (negatively), and left me with a feeling of Why didn't that look as awesome as TDK?
He's a comedian people! the twitter thing was a joke. He didn't actually say that to the manager
god let one misunderstanding out on the internet and you get a whole mass of irrational dorks.
I'm with you. They should demand the same price for both screens. I'll pay maybe a dollar or two more
but if i can get a better experience for the same amount of money.
It makes sense to me. I don't really get what people are getting all confused and angry about
stupidity=confusion=anger=idiocy=making a fool of yourself
both sides:
think for a sec, will you?
http://uk.reuters.com/article/rbssTechMediaTele...
azizisbustingitup.com
I'm in 100% agreeance with your stance. Being forced to watch endless commercials at the time the movie was officially scheduled to start is bad enough: paying $5 for the "privilege" of watching HD playback on what used to be a regular movie screen is shit, pure and simple. This is NOT IMAX and is diluting the brand - which will, in short time, render their product worthless (i.e. the 72' screen will be labelled "IMAX Plus" or something equally brainless and "IMAX" will be the label for paying $5 extra to watch a movie on a screen roughly the size we used to watch it 15 years ago before multiplexes were invented.)
Complete bullshit.
I'm sure the end of a shotgun barrel was pressed against your spine while being "forced" to watch your movie/previews/commercials.
why I made the comment about Darfur. Its not petty though, they are
deceiving thousands and thousands of customers and its wrong. So...
FUCK YOU SIR.
The MINIMAX theater did sound great. But, the digital projection wasn't properly calibrated. The black levels were far too crushed, which didn't really work well for an already dark space movie. I work as a freelance color correctionist for films from time to time so I can be picky about color, but the IMAX has never disappointed me before. The MINIMAX digital projection was definitely not properly calibrated for Star Trek.
I am a huge IMAX supporter. Hell, I own stock in the company. I have for 9 years. So, I am on their side 99% of the time. But, these MINIMAX screens are not up to traditional IMAX standards and need to be corrected. Toute suite! Because as a consumer, it was certainly was not worth $15 to see a way too dark version of a movie on a slightly bigger screen with slightly better sound. And as a stockholder, it concerns me even more, that IMAX thinks that they can fudge their specifications and get away with it with the consumers. Their SPECS are their business model! Their SPECS are what makes them IMAX! Don't mess with the SPECS! (By the way. I'm applying for a trademark for MINIMAX today, so you're gonna have to buy it from me, IMAX. Booyah! ... I may take stock options depending on the outcome of this debate. Thank you.)
That's some pretty shady math, I'd like to see the overlap between the total # of screens start trek opened on - probably north of 3k - and the total # of screens IMAX is on - and then use THAT overlap to see what type of "choice" consumers were actually given. He thinks that his IMAX brand actually compelled more people to see THE movie event of May.
Really? Brand Dilution INDEED.
BOYCOTT IMAX.
LIEMAX screens stink!
They whole argument about the LIEMAX experience being more than the giant-ass screen is debatable. It reminds me of my asshole audiophile friends who try to convince me that a mono Coltrane recording on reel-to-reel is *so* much better than anything else.
I want a giant eye-fucking screen that makes me nauseated for the first ten minutes of the film. Furthermore, I could give two tugs of a dead dogs cock about the 'superior db range of the left rear speaker channel' (note to audiophiles, yes I know that is bullshit. And fuck you.)
I will be seeing Aziz at Bonnaroo is a few short weeks and this pleases me! Immensely.
I let the thoughts flow from my head to the keyboard and my first sentence is "They whole argument about the LIEMAX experience being more than the giant-ass screen is debatable. "
I didn't mean 'they' I meant 'the'.
I lack of an edit function is making my OCD flare up. Big time.
IMAX CEO Richard Gelfond is a liar, and seriously delusional if he thinks that people don't associate IMAX with big screens. That's how they built their fucking brand in the first place! Just label the small screens differently, jackass. And give Aziz his $5!
I'm sorry, this was the first time I saw someone with common sense on this page.
You own an iPhone. I bet you one IMAX movie ticket.
You're paying the same additional price ($5 more) to see an "IMAX" version of a movie whether it's on a modified theater where you just sit closer to a normal-sized screen or whether you truly see it on a huge screen. The price upsell is the same, but the final product is not. Yes, the smaller screen IMAX retrofits have special IMAX digital projectors and upgraded sound systems, which is good. They could probably charge more for that. But if they make no distinction - in name nor price - between that and the traditional enormous-screen IMAX, they're being disingenuous with customers.
I've seen a number of movies in the past year in 'real' IMAX both at the Whittaker Science Center in Harrisburg, PA, and at Baltimore's Maryland Science Center.
This past weekend I saw 'Star Trek' at our local AMC's version of IMAX.
I was sorely disappointed.
The screen, while bigger than your average multiplex, was not much bigger than that of my beloved art deco Senator (http://senator.com). The digital project and sound were great, but I was greatly underwhelmed with the size. Furthermore, the rows were ridiculously close together, so when even the slightest lean pushed the chairbacks into the other customers legs.
It's not huge, it's not immersive, it's not IMAX
Even I'm getting tired of pushing my stance on the debate.
IMAX is a company and IMAX Digital and the rest of what they offer are their products. IMAX is where it is today because of the word-of-mouth it gained from the great experience people left their theaters with. If you, Aziz and others feel your experience wasn't what you expected -- MOVE THE FUCK ON!
It's a product -- you didn't like it, so don't buy it. Your argument is self-defeating -- you demand a company do what you want, "or else". It's a company -- they produce what they choose as a product.
As a consumer, you have a choice -- purchase a product or don't. No company has any obligation to you or anyone else to change what they're doing, especially if it's working. Furthermore -- who are you hurting? You make some wild remark that "...companies can't push us around anymore" -- how are they doing that!?!? You're not forced to go to a certain movie chain! If you stop going, along with others, then ticket sales drop, managers see their budgets tank, layoffs begin and then the economy suffers again.
I could go on, but fuck this -- the soapbox in this place is starting to break into pieces.
Coke, not 3/4s of a can. They have to differentiate between two
different products. They don't do that. They even say so on the
website. When I bought a ticket, nothing told me this was a different
type of IMAX.
On their website, when you search for a theater, there are three options:
IMAX Theater
IMAX 3D
IMAX Dome
I'll go back to the "Coke" analogy you love so much -- if you don't understand the difference between Coke and Diet Coke (or just fail to read the name and just recognize the "Coca-Cola" logo), you can't blame coke when you realize it's not the same thing (especially when you drink the whole thing and then complain afterwards).
retro-fitted smaller ones. They are both $5 extra. On websites that
list movies like Fandango or Google or Yahoo, nothing tells you the
IMAX in Burbank is vastly different than the IMAX in Universal City.
If I'd known that, I would have went to Universal City. That's my point.
IMAX made their name based on crazy-huge screens that totally immersed the audience in the film they were viewing. For them now to pretend otherwise is nothing short of dishonest. I'm sure Dick won't agree to the debate, but in another couple of years it's not going to matter anyway because everyday new crowds of people are uttering the phrase "what the fuck?" after paying extra money to see Hollywood movies on a bullshit-IMAX.
You not only referenced the topic, but also an iPhone! EVERYONE loves the iPhone (aka -- God's Cellular Phone). Ever take a class at UCBT? If not -- do so immediately. Then, kiss one of the co-owner's asses until they bring you into a TV project they get.
Also, don't ever perform in a showcase for Lorne's people -- you'll fall flat on your face and just need to go back to my first piece of advice. Oh, and get a pilot picked up by MTV and then act like an asshole.
That....was...the...point.
Hm. I have a feeling I still lost you.
Having only paid $6 at the local science theatre to experience a TRUE IMAX with beautiful cuts of mountainous expanses, I expected a $15 ticket to give me about that much more.... lame.
it's pretty much FRAUD, i think. Advertising one thing, and getting another.
I agree, and thank you for calling attention to this BS!
this is hilarious, but yeah, I agree, the IMAX people are
MEANIES
fuck IMAX until they apologize.
This story has been picked up all over the internet as I'm sure you know, and 95% of the comments are from pissed-off moviegoers who were duped into seeing a film at a LIEMAX.
People are starting to organize blogs and lists of all the Fake IMAX screens.
Keep up the good work Aziz! I hope this leads to a change in IMAXs practices.
They should change their practices. Maybe, just maybe, they'll make a separate name for these installations. They can call it, "IMAX Digital".
HORRAY FOR AZIZ! UCBT! P&R! HG! SNL ... oh wait, Jean and Lori thought your set was "unfocused".
Support Aziz.
For the life of me, I can't understand why Imax is destroying their brand this way. Yes, it's inconvenient to build real Imax theaters, but that doesn't mean you just slap up some BS and call it Imax. Unfortunately, the Imax people appear to have succumbed to the current trend in business where companies simply rip off their customers and then stonewall and refuse to admit to any error when they get caught. Yeah, that's going to work.
The criticism of this format is that 4k is about the quality of 35mm film (according to Kodak), so although you might be getting a brighter image, you're not getting a more detailed picture than with regular film. Technically, 70mm film quality is about 8k and IMAX (140mm) quality is about 16k, so moviegoers are being shortchanged in this area, (although you can debate that you're not adding any quality when you blow up 35mm movies to IMAX.)
The bottom line is that the IMAX folks don't care as long as moviegoers keep paying the extra $5 per ticket (which goes directly to IMAX). Star Trek brought in approximately $3 million to IMAX last weekend alone!
The following article is fairly informative:
http://gizmodo.com/5250625/cineplexes-getting-i...
I paid extra for star trek at that same theater in Burbank. Movie was awesome. The Imax simply wasn't imax.
They should have just called it something else, like "Mega Screen Digital".
Also people don't get your jokes.
Who ever did those numbers probably was only looking to see who disagreed with Aziz in a general sense because then they figured those people would ignore him in the point he was actually trying to make. Which I think very few people did/would disagree with.
IMAX should be labling these theaters as "IMAX standard digital theater" and their old ones as "IMAX Experiance" and make a small compain to distinguish the two different models in their brand.
I hope the CEO smartens up and changes the name(all he really has to do, take a couple thousand dollars to do it for all the current shit theaters).
I'm going to try and keep following to support, because I wouldn't want to be ripped off like this and I don't have the balls to complain to a manager. I hope you get it done Aziz.
Gelfond is a lying, greedy douche. Charging the same for an inferior experience is outright theft.
I'm filing formal complaints tomorrow with the consumer protection agency in NYC, and with the FTC for misleading advertising. Let's see if Douchey thinks its a joke when some government types crawl up his ass.
You're correct, this is ridiculous, and I will absolutely boycott those companies.
Fuck IMAX. If they wont distinguish between the two, I just won't pay for either.
I brought my grandchildren to an IMAX theater wanting to give them a special treat. When we walked in I was surprised to see that the screen was not that large. I shrugged because not ever have been to one before I just assumed my expectations of a huge screen were wrong.
But now I realize that I was at one of the "fake" IMAX theaters.
I had driven way out of my way passing by 3 or 4 other theaters showing the same movie to treat the kids to IMAX. What a joke. No wonder the kids weren't that impressed.
I think that they should definitely include the size of the screen in their advertising so people know what to expect.
I wouldn't want to pay for a filet mignon only to get a hamburger and then have them say to me, "hey it's beef isn't it?"
Absolutely ridiculous that IMAX is so out of touch with their customers that they insist that there's nothing wrong with what they're doing.
I remember when IMAX debuted, the screen was basically a HUGE semi circular affair that made the experience "awesome" .
These theatres that supposedly show IMAX are nothing like that and very disappointing, especially to have to pay more for this sham of marketing they call IMAX.
so go on and lambaste them because the public is being fleeced by this sham.
THANK YOU SIR!
PS: The CEO will never have the guts to face-off on TV. Heck he would not even do it as IMAX PPV!
IMAX should not trade their name on products that do not represent it's purpose. If they want to expand their product line than they should call it "Digital Screen" by IMAX so people know it's not the usual, "Giant Screen" by IMAX. I would have walked out and got my refund for false advertising...
And the Star Trek movie was DAMN good on the "REAL" IMAX!!!
Sure, this matter isn't Darfur, or many other grievous situations that are happening on this planet, but everyone who comes to a theater for a genuine "IMAX experience" should expect to get the value of the real deal for their money, period. Five bucks may not seem like much to some people, but it can otherwise pay for a lot of things, such as DVD rentals, pay-per-view, or a lot of ramen/rice and beans.
IMAX. So I have to research that and make sure its IMAX and they
aren't lying? Are you kidding me? Both the IMAX in Burbank and the
IMAX in Universal City are just labeled IMAX, however they are very
different. That's the point. They can't call both those screens IMAX
when they are very different.
EVEN PAID $5 MORE. THERE ARE HUGE IMAX SCREENS INSIDE THE BRIDGE
CINEMA AND THE UNIVERSAL CITY AND THERE'S NOTHING ON THE OUTSIDE THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO TELL THEY HOUSE A HUGE IMAX SCREEN.
So what should I do in the future? Call and make sure that when it
says IMAX they aren't lying? Should I make sure there really showing
Star Trek and not just playing The Lion King? Its false advertising.
crazy. Read all these comments, all of these people that felt duped
like I do should have somehow guessed they are now building new
smaller screens, but still calling them the exact thing? Are you nuts?
Should I call the theatre and make sure they are really showing Star
Trek and not showing Hotel for Dogs and just calling it Star Trek?
oNe
Judging from their press releases, they use a standard first initial+last name prefix for email addresses. So following that logic, we should email complaints to :
rgelfond@imax.com
or
Christine Tasto (VP Film Marketing, IMAX)
ctasto@imax.com
-This should be fun!
IMAX.
NOW.
What they're doing is FRAUD.
They need to differentiate between their Imax Digital and Imax Film.
spreading around is because the problem resonated with people. Get lost.
True IMAX uses special IMAX cameras which is the only way to get the large screen viewing experience.
If they now brand screens as "IMAX" they need to differentiate what the "IMAX Eperience" really is. Is it a special camera, big screen experience or is it something else?
It sure sounds like it is something else and they sure as shit need to call it something else.
Asshole marketing on IMAX's part. Fucking douchebag crooks.
There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that would let you know that they also have a non-IMAX camera, small screen digital product. NOTHING.
That's FRAUD.
Suck my hairy bean bag IMAX.
Overuse of the word "yet".
"Your" should be "you're".
And "I" should be "I've".
The only point worth taking away from everything that Alex has written is that he is a pompous illiterate blow-hard who isn't remotely educated.
Fuck all the noise about everything else. The core issue here is paying a "premium" price for a "premium" experience. IMAX is all about one thing: Giant Ass Screens. If you don't get that premium experience then they should call it IMAX Light, IMedium or IMehhh. The fact that the CEO is trying to pull a fast one with consumers by not differentiating between the two is just plain wrong. I hope you get to debate him Aziz and I hope you wipe the smug look off his face. Fight the mutha fuckin' power beyotch!
And to everyone giving Aziz shit about the Darfur comments give it a rest. I know a good proctologist that can remove the giant sticks from all your asses. Its a joke, he's a comedian. Lighten the fuck up.
Seacrest out,
Kevin Brueck
Seriously, IMAX, we are all huge fans of IMAX. That's not the issue. We just don't want to be disappointed when we pay the extra money and show up to a much smaller screen.
Is IMAX lite worth extra? Sure. Due to the fact that we all have large screen TV's at home now, the regular movie screens just don't do it for us anymore... I would gladly pay a little extra to see a movie on IMAX lite. However, don't call it IMAX. That's just dishonest.
I'm posting about your challenge and spreading the word.
these comments of other people who felt ripped off. They are using
false advertising its wrong.
Now LMFan4Ever, if your so wealthy that you can throw away $5 bills then I'm so happy for you and it's nice that you can throw your money away and not worry about it. But to many of us $5 is important, if you're talking about taking a family of four to the movie that's $20. So those of us that aren't apathetic about being ripped off by large corporations, yes, this is important to us. Since it's not important to you...why bother commenting at all? And the whole eyes and ears argument(?)...useless!
Thanks Aziz (light!) {"Aziz, light!" from The Fifth Element..ha!}
But Aziz (light!) is making it clear that there are probably thousands, if not tens of thousands, of people out there who feel that they were ripped off by being promised an IMAX (large screen format movie) and all they got was a regular sized screen.
read the other comments and may finally get a clue.
Well, I was completely bummed by what I found, and felt faked out. The marketing guys at IMAX have spun so much that they themselves even believe their own spin, apparently. Unfortunately they should have listened to the theatre owners who were trying to convince them to side-brand as "IMAX Digital," or similar.
I will not patronize that "IMAX" theatre again.
You have to know the model number before you know if you want the car or not, or if you're getting a good deal, and getting what you want and expect.
If you just say "a BMW for $50,000" (a premium price), that's not enough.
So sad, it didn't have to be that way. Maybe if the company works hard on damage control and rebranding, they can save it - but their heads seem so far up their asses I doubt it.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on ...
Never again.
Signed,
A Former Fan.
Richard GayFuck gets one iMAX bitch to post a comment and then prances around in his panties saying 90% do not agree. That deserves a sir as much as a child molester.
All the issues in the world and IMAX theatre is the hot topic? How about the NY Yankees. Avg ticket price is $125 and they really suck. Maybe debate George Steinbrenner. Wait a minute. I just realized I am not forced to go!! And I can choose my own theatre too! Discussion over spoiled-too-much-free-time asswipes.
I decided to look into my local IMAX theaters here in Dallas, Tx available to the public for blockbuster movies. The first built in 1999 is projection-based with a flat 3D screen overhead that measures 50x70 feet. The other built in 2009 also dubbed the "IMAX Experience" is a digital projection screen of only 33x66 feet.
Considering that "true" IMAX is designed for a 1:1.375 aspect ratio, the first theater though admittedly smaller than the theater in Lincoln Square fits the bill while the second newer theater is no doubt a "fake" and shall never receive my business.
Cheers!
All that aside...I paid 27 dollars for 2 tickets...and was waiting for the IMAX experience. Instead it felt like a big screen but not the gigantic IMAX I remembered. The "real" IMAX screens are where? I now know Palladium IMAX Theaters in San Antonio are not the REAL IMAX.
I wasn't as upset as you...mostly because its been a while since I watched an IMAX Film.
BUT thanks for bringing this out and goodluck! I Feel kind of cheated now.
stansfield
You've done something that not many people have been able to do and that is raise some serious awareness to this scam. I applaud and thank you. Now, let's see if the rest of the moviegoing public will wake the hell up.
In case the brick hasnt hit you hard enough yet..YOU ARE RIPPING PEOPLE OFF. An for this ass-hole Alex, you missed the point. Or you have a hidden agenda for the long winded answer. Like maybe you have stock in the company.
After years and years of driving the IMAX brand as those giant screen movies and getting people to associate the brand with the big screen it is simply a cheat to imply that a smaller screen conveys the same experience. In fact, I would probably go so far as to say that it would probably fall into the "bait and switch" type of retail fraud that may be actionable in court.
With over $35 million in box office in the first day of it's release and more since then STAR TREK is definitely a popular movie. I wonder how many people have been to FAKE IMAX to see it?
If you really wanted to make your point, you should see about the possibility of filing a false advertising claim or a class action suit on behalf of all STAR TREK fans conned into the FAKE IMAX experience and see about getting everyone their $5 back.
I have not seen such an example of pathetic childish behavior by a television "personality" in quite some time.
Can you reply to the security reports that you give many of your proceeds to al qaeda and other anti-Coalition terrorist groups? I have seen many of them and the evidence is overwhelming, no wonder you are being investigated and watched at all moments.
have to tell them this is a joke. :D
Keep up the fight. The truth is minus a few idiot griefers here and there(who probably work for IMAX) the large majority of people are annoyed by this. I for one will never go to an IMAX showing again unless this clown is fired as CEO and they start being honest about their screens.
Can't wait for the debate!
im with aziz.
it's really a non issue.
for anyone with a brain.
Come to Arizona and sit at the Cine Capri cinemas at Harkins. The screen is larger and all the films take up the screen. The audio system is better and the theater is much bigger.
They even go so far as to have the curtain closed before the film starts and the start of the film is announced by a theater employee...curtain starts to open as the theaters film starts to roll - much like the olden days.
Look me up and I will show you a real movie going experience without the lame excuses. Oh, the best thing is it's only $1 more for that theater.
So my point is, we as a whole can change the system. If IMAX wants to fool the consumer for an extra $5.00, then we can all go to the regular theater. It makes no sence to me that people will just swallow whatever the big companys feed us.
Your wasting your time trying to call this guy out. You know he will not respond directly. So go with your instinct and tell your twitters to stay away from IMAX. Thats what is supposed to be great about a free country.
I think 25,000 people costing them $375,000 is a good start at showing the big companys that "We are not going to take it." At least this way they will have to be honest about their "IMAX experience."
OH and whatever happened to the customer is always right? I just can't understand how these Managers don't go out of their way to satisfy their customers. I figure it this way, if he refused me my refund, then I got of cheap. It only cost me $5.00 to know i'll never go back there again.
Here's the info that you should have researched: IMAX really doesn't refer to the size of the screen, it is the type of film/camera/etc. that is used. It's the different between an analog signal and a digital signal. One would think that someone in your business would know that. If you want to see a movie in IMAX make sure they have an IMAX projector and a digital screen. If you want to see a movie on a Giant IMAX screen, make sure the building is atleast four stories high.
Here endeth the lesson.
Another thing, don't boycott all the business' just because of the one you're pissed at. That would be like boycotting Yosemite National Park because your show sucks and you're a fucking idiot.
Next week's blog, Retard Aziz will announce a boycott of Blue Ray 'cause it sucks on his 13 inch, 20 year old analog tv that he got on clearance from Montgomery Ward
Any good lawyers out there who want to take this on? Where is Milberg Weiss when you really need them??? There is clearly an intent to deceive and the effort to defend their deceptive actions when they were brought to light.
I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU. Extra caps so everyone can notice. I went to Star Trek with friends expecting something HUGE. But lo, I got a regular sized screen. Seriously, it's practically the same size. I SIGHED so much at the beginning while watching the previews. There goes my $5... It honestly does NOT make sense. Imax is selling two, COMPLETELY different movie going experiences as the same, and the consumer has no way of knowing this? Thank you Imax, for being such a, ahem... selling yourself out.
Even the "smaller" imax screens are still digital and still larger then most average showcase theaters - AMC/Showcase screen size (largest auditorium)=27'x46' (53' diagonally)
Your title is right, you are bored. The press your getting for this "blog rant" is absurd. The media these days.... why dont we just cause another stupid non-existant swine flu panic.
lame
Sir,
Your comment about the screen size and the BMW analogy was truly a corporate cop-out! I saw the Star Trek movie on an inferior "Imax" screen, and even though the awesome movie made up for my let down, the "Imax Experience" was horrible! You need to realize that the primary demographic for the real Imax moneymakers have large HDTVs at home and are only willing to fork over the ridiculous amount money to a real theater if it has incredible picture and sound like Imax! In the end the moviegoers, (ie: the people who keep your format in business) ultimately get screwed here!!! You have a strong brand in the Imax name, and it is wise that you protect it at all cost while maintaining value in this tight market! It is YOUR responsibility to enforce that theaters notify their customers if they want to utilize your brand! But, what do you care... as long as you add more theaters to the Imax name, even if they are a sorry excuse, bait and switch scam!!!
Sincerely,
A ripped off moviegoer
Go get them Aziz! Also you are the only thing that makes me watch Parks & Rec.
They may sit on it, but then again they may not. You can bet IMAX's lawyers are wringing their hands about the FTC implications right now.
Movie execs & theatre owners wonder why people would just as soon wait for movie to come out on DVD as see it in the theatre - rip-offs like this (...and food prices, inability on unwillingness to deal with jackass moviegoers texting/talking throughout the film, etc.) should offer some insight.
I totally support you and keep up the funny. Thanks for the IMAX info, I'll be careful in the future about seeing movies. Ironic thing is that Star Trek wasn't even filmed in IMAX so it probably looked better on your smaller screen than a big one. Come down to Texas again sometime.
Hey, Aziz - I've been a fan of yours for ages, ever since you made that BRILLIANT comment about the Sen. from Texas fucking a box turtle. I have used that every time anybody tries to argue the subject of gay marriage with me and, before you threaten to sue, I ALWAYS mention that it's your joke and not mine.
Anyway. This is great that you've opened up the whole IMAX debate. My wife KEEPS pressuring me to go and see new movies in IMAX and I was excited at the thought of that 72ft screen - but if they're really putting them on the smaller screens and charging the same that's just a HUGE ripoff (not that the cinema is exactly a bargain. $8 popcorn, anybody?)
Anyway. Kudos for keeping up the crusade and rock on with your comedy routine - you're a legend.
Thanks so much for you post. I will now never bother going to see IMAX at a local theater. They rip us off enough with $10 to see a movie anyway, they can go to hell if they want to scam us for even more!!
You should lead a reverse boycott.
Either for the next big summer movie, or just some random saturday, get as many people as you can (which should be a large number) and go to a theater with a fake IMAX.
Buy tickets to the movie, walk in, walk out and immediatley demand a refund... all 200+ of you.
All the new versions of Toys I got back in the 90's are poorly made and their points of articulation are hard and essentially for show (plastic joints vs metal joints).
Any sort of entertainment medium has gone up in price with no appreciable increase in quality (aside from graphics which really only go so far, when a million dollar project doesn't produce things much better than a weekend effort on DeviantArt it is not worth mentioning).
Medicine has been shoveling out the same 4-5 compounds for the same illnesses with a different name and an increase in cost of 125%
In the case of Movie theaters you have no longer got someone inside the rooms to bitch slap that asshole screaming at the screen or chatting on his cellphone but you still pay far more than you used to. Again in my area since the 90's the price has gone up over 5 bucks, which I'll admit isn't a huge deal but paying an extra 5 bucks for less service is a bit odd to me. Which is why I only go to the drive in now, that way the only people talking during the movie are people who know when the appropriate goddamn time to talk is.
I'm sure just about anywhere you look you are receiving less overall with an increase in price, which is simply because you have two groups of people that facilitate this business model.
A) Idiots with money.
B) Idiots with money who think they aren't idiots.
The first group is simple, they see something shiny and they buy it. They are the staple consumer that CEO's get erections over. The second group is the kind of person that comes into an article about how annoying it is to get charged for something misleadingly and actually attacks the person upset.
These people are helping nobody but the businesses that use the shoddy tactics and money making schemes. Do they realize that? No...because they are idiots who are so idiotic they don't even realize they are idiots.
It's a vicious cycle but I suppose it is just the nature of things in a capitalist country whose education system is so poor that something like one in three people can't even name all three branches of their own government. Then again since when was it actually important to know even rudimentary stuff like that.
I bet every person that has bashed the Darfur joke can't even locate it on a map nor can they (without Wikipedia or Google) break down the conflict into its base parts and explain how it could be resolved. We are quick to snap at others for being insensitive but we tend to be pretty reserved about admitting our own ignorance on what we say offends us.
But I don't think this had anything to do with whether or not you were trully disappointed. This was a promo gig. Nothing better than negative feedback to promote something. Worked for Mel Gibson and others. Maybe it'll work for your show. When the ratings drop again, and you're in jeapardy of the show being cancelled, what are you going to do then? Attack Disneyland? Good for you, pat your head.
BTW - you volunteered to part of a business that has been gouging the public for years, and lobbying for laws to protect them to do so. If any other business outside the film industry increased resale by upwards of 1000% they would be dragged before the courts and congress. No other "corporation" has been given the freedom to do as they wish, including open search warrants without names, just cause, etc., to hack people's computers and search their homes. So I think it's funny that you are boycotting yourself. The rules and regulations of the theaters are managed, thought up and approved by the MPAA, et all.
THAT is one of the reasons why ST was the first film I've seen at a theater in almost three years. I usually just wait for DVD, and NetFlix it. Fuck 'em.
You can buy that or not, but I can imagine feeling that way about the right movie -- for me, that might have been "Lord of the Rings" or "Everest" or a Harry Potter movie, but the ambivalence about being ripped off or else not seeing the movie as planned would be the same.
Moreover, simply walking out and getting a refund in this situation really isn't full justice, not after the wasted drive (substantial for many people, like myself), frustrated anticipations, and ruined plans (for instance, if you're on a date or out with friends for a night you've all been looking forward to). IMAX and the other companies mentioned ought to show more respect than that, and, if not, then they need to feel some heat.
BTW, I have to wonder if your cynical, hypersarcastic, and grossly undersupported take on Aziz's motives don't reveal as much about you as they do about Aziz. Maybe you're normally more fair-minded and respectful.
They should call these ordinary-sized screenings IMIN or MINIMAX. (I also like the "LIEMAX" moniker I saw in one of the comments here.) This happened to me once, and I definitely felt ripped off, though I had no idea of the true scale of the problem (pun intended).
Thank you, Aziz, for raising my awareness of what is going on with IMAX today. Now I know my experience wasn't an anomaly. (I think I originally wrote it off to being in a National Park area. I'm used to being -- or at least FEELING -- ripped off on almost anything you have to pay for in the vicinity near a National Park.) Next time, I'll know to do some research. Or maybe I'll just boycott.
It sounds like many here share my impressions of IMAX being essentially synonymous with oversized screens. Speaking for myself, what makes the traditional "IMAX experience" distinctive is the sense of being swallowed up in colossal size and sound. It's majestic!
On the other hand, I've really never even thought about better resolution being part of the IMAX experience, though, of course, this is also a big part of what makes an IMAX viewing so potentially impressive. A super-sized screen with a crappy picture would be glaringly awful. But whenever I've considered going to an IMAX show, my decision has always centered on the question of whether it's worth the extra money to be blown away by the sheer scale.
It's kind of like when I decide whether it's worth the extra bucks to go to even an ordinary theater -- say, for "Lord of the Rings" -- rather than simply renting a movie and watching it on my poor little ol' television at home. Size matters, when that's what you're paying for. Imagine going to the theater and being "treated" to a really high-quality showing on a home entertainment center!
I think it would be interesting if the IMAX folks (or some independent party) did a survey to find out what percentage of IMAX patrons would actually volunteer (with no prompting) the notion of "superior resolution" as one of the premium features of the IMAX experience. Just a simple "What are the key features of an IMAX experience?" survey. Maybe I'm out of touch, but it would be interesting to know what people would say.
sincerely,
-Dakota Fanning
ps i looked up Darfur... not a fan.
research and make sure its not a bag of shit? NO! I assume its Chip
Ahoy because taht's what it says! I WIN THE ARGUMENT! YOU LOSE!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41049
A more comparable analogy would be you eating a whole meal, then afterwards saying, "It wasn't cooked right."
screen by myself and apparently judging by the way this has spread a
great many other consumers think of as IMAX. They are two different
types of screens. One system costs $1.5 million to put up, the other
is $5 million. Its like paying $5 for something and getting something
worth $1.5.
A more comparable analogy would be you eating a whole meal, then afterwards saying, "It wasn't cooked right."
I think it's about expectations. Before major commercial releases came to IMAX, we used to watch Space walks or other documentaries on IMAX. Growing up with those screens, we correlate IMAX with large screens.
You're right, the smaller IMAX screens are larger than a regular screen. However, it's not what people are expecting. A lot of people feel cheated because they feel as if they've just been a victim of a bait and switch scam.
IMAX is losing credibility. Almost 50% of their screens are of this smaller "IMAX" screen. While it's great for both the theaters AND IMAX because they can charge more, it's not the experience consumers are looking for.
Imagine if they had simply branded things "IMAX" and "IMAX-lite." Something as simple as that would bypass all the outrage.
I saw an analogy floating around: It's like paying for a 5 series BMW and getting a 3 series instead. You are getting German engineering and the BMW name, but it's just not what you expected.
Your argument that everyone assumed and therefore it is their fault is completely invalid. This screen, which is far less advanced, expensive and large costs the same as a large IMAX screen, that is, even if they had called it something identifiably different, a rip-off. But to on top of it, trick you INTO assuming it’s an IMAX by calling it such furthers the fact that it’s a rip off. If you’re so in defense of this why don’t you pay for the difference everyone paid? Since you think the price makes sense somehow.
With mention that you know Aziz personally, it reveals how personal this is toward him and not about the issue at hand. So you instead are blindly defending something preposterous and going against average good people who just don’t want to be tricked to pay EVEN MORE for a movie when they’re already expensive to have it not even be what it advertises with its name. This is clearly just something for you to use for your personal issue with Aziz. Where as the rest of us, some fans of him as a comedian, some not, are talking about an issue and with good reason.
Basically…just shut the fuck up already